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Fiona Dagger - Mesmerizing Your Step Sis [FullHD 1080P]


Genre: Fiona Dagger, British, Dirty Talking, Mesmerize, Mind Fuck, Redhead, Role Play, Slut Training, stepsister, Taboo, Tattoos

Video Description: You've taken your step sister out to see a famous magician's show this evening, and as you arrive back at your apartment your step sis and you chat about the night so far. Your step sis admits that it was a very fun evening, though it was kind of embarrassing how she was called up on stage to be part of the act - and it was even more embarrassing because the mind games didn't work on her! You're surprised and ask what she means - you watched her do everything that the magician told her to do, so surely she'd been put into a trance...? But your step sis insists that no, she was only going along with it because she felt bad - she thinks that kind of stuff must just not work on her! You're surprised by this, as she seemed so convincing up on the stage, and you ask her if she can remember what the trigger phrase he used was. She can't quite remember it, but it pops back into your head - and just as you say it out loud, your step sis freezes and seems to go slack! You're shocked and half expecting that she's faking it again, so you say the release phrase, and your step sis seems to wake up again, looking a bit confused. You try the trigger phrase again, and it's exactly the same - she instantly goes into trance! Now all sorts of ideas are running through your head, and you decide to experiment. You tell your tranced step sister than when she wakes up she'll feel very tipsy, and she does - swaying in her seat and giggling! You put her back under, and tell her this time, that she'll wake up feeling super horny... When she wakes she immediately suggests that the two of you go out to a bar to try and meet people, confessing to you that she suddenly desperately needs cock and wants to go out and find some guys to rail her! You're amazed how well this is working, and put her under once again. This time you tell her that when she wakes up she won't be able to recognise you as her step brother - instead, she'll think you're her boyfriend! And what's more, she'll think she was just about to perform a strip tease for her boyfriend for the first time! As you snap her out of it she immediately begins sweetly flirting with you, calling you babe and asking if you're ready for your strip tease... Confessing that she feels a little nervous, but that she wants to make you happy, she slowly peels off her clothes and shows off her body! You then put her back under again, telling her that this time, whenever you snap your fingers, she'll become more and more desperate and aroused! You begin snapping your fingers and watching as she grows more and more horny until she's completely begging for you to fuck her! You begin to give her what she wants, sliding your cock into her tight pussy and pounding hard, then you put her back under again for some new instructions - this time when she wakes, she'll stay as crazy horny as she is right now, but she'll recognise you as her step brother! Your step sis wakes up and immediately freaks out, battling between her mind telling her how wrong this is, and her body wanting it so badly! She can't seem to stop fucking you, even though she knows it's wrong. You put her back under and fuck her for a while like this, marvelling at how she appears like a mindless doll! You then instruct her that with each snap of your fingers she'll go in and out of trance, and you have fun for a while switching between her being awake and conflicted about what's happening, and being in her mindless doll state. You then inform her that as soon she wakes this time she'll have a super intense orgasm, and on waking her up she immediately begins trembling and moaning, cumming hard on your cock and begging for you to cum with her! You fill her with cum, and then put her under again to give her her final instructions - she's to put her clothes back on and to carry on the conversation you were having before, not remembering anything of what's just happened, or that she was put into trance at all!


Fiona Dagger - Cursed To Be A Slut [FullHD 1080P]


Genre: British, Magic Control, Mesmerize, Mind Fuck, posh, Redhead, Slut Training, Solo Female, Submissive Sluts, Transformation Fantasies, Fiona Dagger

Video Description: You arrive home to find your wife looking very flustered and out of sorts! She seems distracted and restless, and you notice that she's wearing a new and unusual looking necklace. You ask her about it, and she confesses she got it today at a pawn shop, and tells you about how the lady in the shop hadn't wanted to sell it to her - she had apparently been saying something about the necklace being cursed, which is of course ridiculous! Your wife was determined to have the necklace - something about it had really stuck in her mind - so as soon as the lady turned her back for a moment, your wife quickly put ?100 down on the desk and ran out with the necklace! She tells you how she put it on in the car and loved the look of it, but she's concerned that she might be coming down with some sort of fever, as on the journey home she started feeling very odd. She describes how she began to feel sort of impulsive, having thoughts and whims that she would never normally entertain... She's embarrassed but tells you how she found herself driving straight to a sex shop, where she actually purchased several 'toys'! She pulls them out of her handbag and shows them to you, seeming surprised at herself and reminding you that she's never been interested in this sort of thing at all, and has shot you down in the past when you suggested experimenting. She puts them down on the bed, but you notice her eyes keep being drawn to them as if she can't stop thinking about them and what she might use them for... You can tell she's getting more and more flustered, and ask her why doesn't she just take the necklace off - to which she explains that she's been trying for ages, but the clasp seems to be stuck! She asks you to try it, but amazingly you also find the clasp impossible to open. Getting desperate, your wife starts pulling at her clothes and complaining that they are agitating her skin. She strips down to naked and that seems to help for a moment, but soon her agitation is growing again and she seems to be trying to stop herself from doing something... She desperately asks you to call the doctor and tell them that something is wrong with her, and as you are dialing the phone she suddenly grabs the dildo she purchased and begins fucking herself on the bed! You pause in amazement as you watch her and she furiously tells you to hurry up and call the doctor, as she continues pounding her pussy desperately! You try to focus on getting through to a doctor, but before you can your wife flings the dildo away and demands that you play with her tits, snapping at you to call the doctor in a minute, she needs her tits fondled now! You put the phone down and oblige her, marvelling as her language gets filthier and filthier. Every now and then she seems to snap out of it for a moment and appears shocked at her own actions, but each time quickly falls back into demanding that you touch her like the slut she is! She pulls away from you, quickly grabbing the dildo again and furiously fucking herself with it, before snapping that it's no good, she needs cock, right now! Of course, you'd do anything to help your wife, so you quickly drop your trousers and give her what she needs; pounding her hard from behind as she gets dirtier and dirtier with her moaning and her demands! She gets up to ride your cock on the bed, seeming so different from the wife you know - she's acting like a complete slut, bouncing on your cock like she just can't get enough! She gets louder and louder until she climaxes hard, her pussy squeezing and convulsing around your cock, just as you're getting close to your own orgasm! But suddenly, the necklace falls from her neck, finally releasing her, and she collapses onto the bed with her eyes shut, breathing heavily. You nervously lean over her, wondering if she's alright, when her eyes open and she asks what you're looking at - are you just going to stand there, or are you going to fuck her dirty cunt like the slut she is now?? Because if you won't, she'll go straight out onto the street and let the first man she comes across fill her up and give her what she needs!! TAGS: british, english, ginger, solo female, roleplay, dirty talk, posh accent, tattoos, tattooed, slut transformation, slut training, good girl gone bad, cowgirl, doggy, dildo fucking, mindfuck, mind fuck, mesmerized, mesmerize, mesmerizing, brainwashing, brainwash, brainwashed, erotic magic, magic control, love potion, virtual sex


Fiona Dagger - Mesmerized To Fuck My Dad [SD 608P]


Genre: British, daddydaughter, Daddy Roleplay, Daddys Girl, Dirty Talking, Mesmerize, mindcontrol, Mind Fuck, Solo Female, Taboo, Fiona Dagger

Video Description: You're complaining to your daughter about your lack of success with dating, and your daughter does her usual thing of blaming it on your 'embarrassing' hobby of being an amateur magician! She goes on and on about how cringey it is and how no woman will want to date you if you talk about it, and besides, all that 'mesmerization' stuff you're always taking about is a total sham and doesn't actually work on anybody! Fed up with your daughter's disrespect and disbelief in your abilites, you tell her you'll prove to her that it works. She says fine, you can try, but you're not allowed to be upset when it doesn't work on her, because she knows it won't work at all! You quickly begin mesmerizing her and it doesn't take long to her to fall into a trance. You decide at first to tell her that when she wakes she'll take her top off, but not realise that she's done it! When you snap your fingers your daughter immediately continues the conversation as if nothing happened, but she pulls off her top and sits there in her bra, completely unaware of what she's done! You put her back into trance and tell her to take the rest of her clothes off, again instructing her that she won't notice anything... She keeps talking to you about how embarrassing your fake hobby is, and questioning when you're actually going to start mesmerizing her, even as she strips off all her clothes so she's sitting stark naked in front of you! You tell her then that you actually have been mesmerizing her, and that it worked and she did what you told her to... But she just doesn't believe you! She's unable to realise that she's naked, so she just thinks you're making it up and trying to fool her into thinking that you mesmerized her! You get a bit more adventurous now, excited by the forbidden sight of your daughter's naked body, so the next command you give her is that she's going to give you a handjob, while not noticing anything...Your daughter immediately starts pulling your cock out of your jeans and stroking it, looking you in the eyes as she keeps talking to you about your embarrassing dating life and how she's convinced that your hobby is all totally made up! After she's stroked your cock for a couple of minutes, you command her to lay back, and to not notice anything when you fuck her... Your daughter obediently lays back and opens her legs, completely oblivious and chatting away as you slide your cock inside her! She keeps talking to you as you pound her pussy, then you decide to put her back into trance and tell her that when she wakes, she'll notice you fucking her, but she'll be incredibly turned on by it... You snap her out of it and she gasps when she sees you inside her, asking how this happened but moaning and confessing to you how good it feels, and begging you not to stop... You then tell her that she'll notice you fucking her but have a genuine reaction, and this time when you snap your fingers she's horrified and asks you what the hell is going on; squirming beneath you and gasping as you fuck her! You quickly put her back into the state where she doesn't notice anything, and she continues chatting away to you as you fuck her harder and harder until you cum! As you flood her pussy with spunk she looks slightly confused, as if she can almost feel herself being filled up with spunk, but you manage to safely withdraw and she sits there with your cum leaking out of her, as she tells you she's sorry for being so mean about your hobby but the two of you are just going to have to agree to disagree, as she's never going to think that mesmerization works!! TAGS: british, english, redhead, ginger, tattoos, tattooed, solo female, roleplay, dirty talk, posh accent, taboo, dad, daddy, daughter, father, mindfuck, mind fuck, erotic magic, magic control, love potion, mesmerizing, mesmerized, mesmerization, brainwash, brainwashed, pov, dildo, dildo fucking, handjob, reluctant, creampie, virtual sex


Fiona Dagger - Fuck Buddy Cousins Part 2 [SD 608P]


Genre: British, brothersister, cousins, Cowgirl, Dirty Talking, POV, Redhead, Role Play, Solo Female, Taboo, Fiona Dagger

Video Description: You and your cousin have been fooling around casually for a few weeks now, and it's been great! Today you arrive and your cousin starts to immediately get undressed, but you want to chat first... You tell her that your ex has been messaging you loads wanting to get back together, and you're kind of considering it... Your cousin is shocked and clearly trying to be supportive, but you get the sense that she doesn't want you to get back with your ex! At first you think it's just because she thinks your ex treated you badly, but as you keep talking you start to realise that your cousin doesn't want you guys to not be able to fool around any more! You tell your cousin not to worry, you haven't decided anything yet, and anyway you're still single today, so you can go ahead and get down to it! The two of you start hooking up, but your cousin seems really distracted, and can't stop mentioning your ex! First she strokes and sucks your cock, then she gets on top and rides you, but the whole time she keeps bringing up your ex girlfriend and talking about what a bad idea it would be to get back together... You remind your cousin that she doesn't know a whole lot about relationships, as she's always preferred to stay single and just have fun, but your cousin confesses that maybe she could see that changing, for the right person...... The two of you cum together as she bounces on your cock, and she tells you to keep her posted on what happens with your ex, looking weirdly sad and wistful as she says it..! Part 3 coming soon TAGS: british, english, redhead, ginger, tattoos, tattooed, solo female, roleplay, dirty talk, posh accent, pov, dildo, taboo, bro sis, brother sister, cousins, cousin cousin, fuck buddies, friends with benefits, casual sex, dildo fucking, dildo sucking, blowjob, cowgirl, virtual sex


Fiona Dagger - Mom Trains Your Stamina [FullHD 1080P]


Genre: Blowjob, British, Edging, mommy, Mommy Roleplay, momson, Role Play, sexlesson, Solo Female, Taboo, Fiona Dagger

Video Description: Your mom walks into your room and tells you she's just got off the phone with your girlfriend, who told her that the last time you hooked up you only lasted an embarrassing 2 minutes!! Your mom says she's had a good long hat with your girlfriend about what to do, and she's decided she's going to help you out, and train you up so you can be less embarrassing in bed. She kneels down and tells you to drop your trousers, and you start protesting her and asking her what the hell she's doing! She pulls out her phone and explains that she's going to set a 10 minute timer, and she's going to suck your cock for that time, and you need to try and last the full 10 minutes! You argue that it will be weird and gross having your mom do that to you, but she firmly tells you that you need help, and tells you to stop complaining. She says there's nothing weird or sexual about it, she's simply training you! You tell her you don't want to cum in your own mother's mouth, to which she replies that that's great - don't let yourself cum, then! She starts stroking and sucking your cock as you keep whining and protesting, with the timer running in the background. She keeps nagging and encouraging you inbetween sucking you off, and though she slows down a couple of times to help you last, she refuses to stop! Finally you warn her that you really can't hold it anymore, and you explode down her throat!! Your mother swallows it all down and chastises you for your poor performance, saying that you only lasted 8 minutes and that you'll need to do lots more practice with her so that you can man up and get your stamina to a decent level! TAGS: british, english, redhead, ginger, tattood, tattooed, solo female, roleplay, dirty talk, posh accent, pov, taboo, mom, mom son, mother, mommy, blowjob, dildo sucking, cock sucking, sex lesson, sex lessons, training, edging, edging game


Fiona Dagger - Slut GF Wants To Be A HotWife [FullHD 1080P]


Genre: Cuckolding, Dirty Talking, Hot Wife, Role Play, Solo Female, Fiona Dagger

Video Description: Your girlfriend has been out all day shopping, and when she gets home she shows off the cute new outfit she got, teasing you with her body and asking if you like it. She offers you a blowjob, and as she's sucking your cock she reveals that she wasn't actually the one who picked the outfit out... It was your friend Mark! She invited him along on the shopping trip, and he even came into the changing room with her, to watch her try it on, and to do other stuff too... Your girlfriend asks what you think about this, and you admit to her that although you feel a little jealous, you feel aroused by the idea as well! You inform her that you want to fuck her in the outfit that Mark picked out, to reclaim her pussy as your own. Your girlfriend teasingly peels off her shorts, describing to you how her and Mark have been meeting up and fucking for weeks, and he even fucked her in the changing room earlier today... As you begin to fuck your girlfriend from behind she fills you in on the dirty stuff she's been getting up to, and how much she's loving being a total slut, and she notices that you pound her harder and harder as she tells you things like how Mark's cock is so much bigger than yours, how he's fucked her better than you ever did... She asks if you can feel how stretched out she is from his huge cock, and if you can feel the load of cum that he left in her pussy earlier... Hearing her describe how she's been fucking Mark, and how she has plans to slut herself out and open her legs for every one of your friends, drives you wild! You flip her over and claim her pussy, pounding her hard until you both cum together whilst imagining her getting railed by all of your friends! TAGS: british, english, ginger, redhead, tattoos, tattooed, posh accent, solo female, roleplay, dirty talk, hotwife, swinging, cheating, swinger, cheater, cuck, cuckold, cucking, cuckolding, dildo fucking, dildo sucking, doggystyle, doggy, blowjob, cowgirl, creampie, virtual sex


Fiona Dagger - Mom Ruins No Nut November [FullHD 1080P]


Genre: Cumshots, Handjobs, Mommy Roleplay, Solo Female, Taboo, Fiona Dagger

Video Description: Your mother is fed up of your recent bad mood, and demands you tell her what's going on! She nags you about it, asking if something is going on at school, or if you're having girl trouble, and eventually you confess to her that you're cranky because you're partaking in No Nut November. Your mother is confused until you explain to her how the challenge works, at which point she's horrified! You tell her you were doing it with a group of friends and now there's only you and one other guy left in the challenge. Your mother says that this is all very gross and immature of you, and besides, it can't be healthy! She says that you should stop, but you explain that there's only one more week to go, and if you win your friend will buy you a PS5! Your mom says she can't stop you from continuing in the challenge if you want to, but you had better improve your mood for this last week, and be more polite to your family! A few days later she suddenly barges into your room and tells you she's fed up, you've been just as grumpy and rude as you were before, and she's not having it any more! She kneels down and starts wrestling with the zipper on your jeans, trying to pull them down. You try to fight her off, asking what the hell she's doing, but she succeeds in getting them down and your huge swollen cock pops out! She seems slightly taken aback by the sight but bravely beging immediately stroking you, even as you squirm and ask her what's going on. She informs you that she's had enough of your moods, and she's going to end this stupid challenge right here and now! You try to argue with her and wriggle out of her grasp as she keeps jacking your aching cock, until eventually out of frustration she says she'll buy you a PS5 herself, if you'll just let her get this over with! Of course you're immediately more than happy with this arrangement and you relax and let your mother stroke your cock, as she keeps up a constant stream of nagging and complaining about how unreasonable you've been, and how ridiculous this whole idea of No Nut November was. She says she doesn't think it was healthy at all, and she expects you've probably built up a huge load of cum after not ejaculating for nearly a month, but it will be worth the mess to get her normal cheerful son back! You warn her that you're getting close and she jacks you faster and faster, telling you to just let it happen, and that she'll order the PS5 straight away as soon as your balls are empty. You suddenly unleash a huge flood or spunk all over your mother, spurting over and over again as she gasps in shock! You can tell she wasn't expecting it to be quite such an enormous load, but she tries to recover her dignity and merely tells you that she hopes you've learned your lesson about these unhealthy challenges, and says she'll get the playstation ordered just as soon as she's got in the shower and washed all this jizz off.... TAGS: british, english, redhead, ginger, tattoos, tattooed, solo female, roleplay, pov, dirty talk, posh accent, taboo, family fun, mother, mom, mommy, son, no nut nov, handjob, dildo stroking, huge cumshot, facial, glasses, strict, stern, hand job


Fiona Dagger - Fuck Buddy Cousins [FullHD 1080P]


Genre: Fiona Dagger, British, brothersister, cousins, Dirty Talking, Fuck Buddy, Glasses, POV, Redhead, Solo Female, Taboo

Video Description: You're hanging out with your cousin, and filling each other in on your disastrous dating lives - you confess to your cousin that your girlfriend dumped you last week, and your cousin tells you that her fuck buddy said he didn't want to mess around with her anymore! The two of you chat about how unlucky you are, with your cousin opening up about how frustrated and horny she is! She apologises for maybe giving you too much information, but says that it's just that she's always felt so comfortable with you! In fact, it's a shame that the two of you are related, because you'd be the ideal candidate for a new fuck buddy otherwise! And she expects that you're probably needing a rebound shag after being broken up with a week ago! You laugh about this idea but your cousin seems quite taken with it, and gradually becomes more and more serious as she talks about how good it would be... She promises that it would just be a super casual thing and would stay just between the two of you, and it would just allow both of you to have some fun and relax... Eventually she convinces you to give it a go, and the two of you slowly begin kissing and caressing each other! Your cousin tells you how badly she's been needing this and that she's so happy you've agreed to help her out, and that she's going to help you forget all about the stress of your break up... She sucks your cock until you're rock hard and pulsing, then lays back and begs for you to fuck her hard! You pound her tight pussy as she moans and talks about how crazy dirty it feels to have her cousin's cock inside her! The two of you cum together and your cousin shyly asks if you'd consider making this a regular thing... Just casual though, of course..!!


Fiona Dagger - Luke And Leia [FullHD 1080P]


Genre: Fiona Dagger, Brothersister, Cosplay, Costume, Fantasy, Role Play, Romantic, Scifi, Solo Female, Star Wars, Taboo

Video Description: In an alternate timeline, in a galaxy far, far away... Princess Leia confesses to Luke that she loves him and desperately wants him, and when he tells her about how he's recently learned that they're brother and sister.... The two of them decide that they don't care, it's too late, they need to be together...! The two star-crossed siblings fuck passionately and swear to each other that they'll travel the galaxy together until they find a planet that will let them live freely and explore their love for each other!


Fiona Dagger - Sharing A Hotel With Sis [FullHD 1080P]


Genre: Fiona Dagger, Blowjob, Boy Girl, Fucking, Role Play, Taboo

Video Description: Your sister was in charge of booking the hotel room for the night, and it seems she fucked up! She swears she asked for a twin room, but they've only given you the one bed. It's fine though, it will be like a cute little slepover like you guys used to have! She asks if you want to hang out or watch a movie or something, but you grumpily tell her you'd rather go straight to bed. Your sister shrugs and starts to get ready for bed, provocatively getting undressed just in your line of sight, and daring you to comment on it. You try not to watch but gradually find yourself staring as she gets changed, before sitting down on the bed in her short little nightdress. She bothers you for a bit and you can't help but notice how short her dress is! She laughs at you complaining about it, and tells you it's not like she's making you look - but you can if you want to! You're going to be sharing a bed together, so you might as well get comfy with each other, right? She pulls up her skirt to flash her pussy at you and at first you look away, horrified, but you soon find yourself staring at it. You manage to get a hold of yourself and tell your sister that she's being super weird, and you want to go to bed now. She sighs and huffs but lays down, pushing her ass closer and closer to you on the bed. After a while of wrestling with yourself you just can't help it, and you reach out to touch her ass and pussy, but quickly get freaked out and pull away. She sits up and demands to know why you stopped; telling you that she wanted you to do it, and she knows you want to as well! You try to protest, telling her it's wrong to do that stuff with your sibling, but she tells you she doesn't care. In fact, that's what makes it so hot. It's dirty and wrong, and that's why it feels so good. She takes your hand and puts it back on her pussy, taking your cock out of your pants to stroke it. You can resist less and less as she plays with your hard cock, and when she asks if you want more, you say yes... She begins sucking your cock, giggling and telling you how long she's been fantasising about this, and how filthy it feels to have her brother's dick in her mouth... She then rides your cock before you pound her in doggy until she cums hard on your cock, then begs you to cum on her face!


Fiona Dagger - Slut Secretary Home Wrecker [FullHD 1080P]


Genre: Boss Employee, Boy Girl, Home Wrecker, Role Play, Secretary

Video Description: You're on a business trip and your secretary has accompanied you to make sure everything goes smoothly. You're unwinding in your hotel room, preparing for an important conference tomorrow, when your secretary knocks on your door! She says she wants to keep you company and help you get ready for tomorrow, so you let her inside. You gesture for her to sit down on a chair but she brushes you off, instead sitting down on the bed and kicking off her heels, before inviting you to sit next to her! You're a little reluctant, explaining that you're not sure what your wife would think of you lounging on the bed with your secretary, but she insists that it's fine. You lay down next to her on the bed and try to steer the conversation towards work matters, but your secretary keeps bringing up your wife - asking if she's really so jealous and insecure that she'd be unhappy about you sitting on a bed with another woman? Does she make you happy? Does she satisfy you?? You try to protest that this is an inappropriate conversation, and insist that you're perfectly happy with your wife. Your secretary doesn't seem to believe you, and tells you that she wants to do something to help you relax before your important day tomorrow. She sits up and begins slowly unbuttoning her blouse, telling you that she's noticed you watching her in the office recently. She tells you how she likes to get dressed in the morning imagining what you'll think of her outift that day, and that she loves it when she catches you checking her out.. You apologise and admit that you might have looked at her once or twice, but it's just a natural reaction to her being an attractive woman, and you really meant nothing by it. Your secretary keeps pushing it, taking off her blouse and climbing atop you, softly telling you that it's alright, she only wants to show you how much she appreciates you, and nobody will ever find out... She asks you to touch her, and you slowly reach a hand out to caress her breasts. Your willpower is quickly ebbing away, and when she reaches down a hand to feel your pulsing hard cock though your trousers, you don't protest any more! Your secretary leads you to the armchair and makes you sit down, kneeling between your legs to worship your cock with her tongue. She keeps reassuring you that your wife won't find out about this, and that this can just be a one time thing that stays between the two of you. After she's sucked your cock until you're throbbing and leaking precum, she asks you to fuck her. She stands up and turns around, slowly peeling down her skirt and her knickers until only her stockings remain. You quickly bend her over the bed and plunge inside her, fucking her hard until she's moaning loudly about how good your cock feels. She asks if her pussy feels good too, and when you admit that it feels incredible, she asks if you like it better than your wife's! You shamefully admit that yes, it feels so much better than your wife's.. Your secretary even asks if you'd like to keep fucking her after today, in secret of course, and you find yourself agreeing! You push her down onto the bed and hook her leg up, entering her again and fucking her passionately until she cums! Then you flip her onto her back and lift up her legs, sliding in and out of her tight pussy until you blow your load deep inside her, as she begs loudly to be filled with your cum! Just as you're calming down and starting to realise that you just cheated on your wife, your secretary picks up her phone from where it's been on the bed the whole time; and to your horror, she explains that, oops, she must have accidentally called your wife at some point... Your wife heard everything, and now she wants to talk to you!!